"I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in
last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality."
"What
I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next
day."
"My consciousness is
fine; it's my pay that needs raising."
"Think
of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn."
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